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Minimum alcohol pricing could leave tramps ‘dangerously lucid’ warn experts

all in thish tergetherWith a typical family bottle of ASDA Smart Price vodka set to double in cost, some tramps are already recalling what they did last night, and wandering what the smell is.

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Posted: May 25th, 2012
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‘Squeezed middle’ using economic news reports for ‘dangerous’ drinking games

Across the country those returning from work or those who have been home all day because they’ve lost their jobs are reportedly using news reports on the financial crisis as stimulus for ‘dangerous’ drinking games.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2011
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Police to seek more hard-drinking detectives who don’t play it by the book

Scotland Yard has announced drastic plans to fast track a special breed of unorthodox, heavy drinking, rule-breaking detectives with an uncanny knack of bringing scumbags to justice, despite not playing by the rules.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2011
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Research shows Britain’s pubs ‘full of technocrats’

'If they try and call this a half-litre, there'll be blood..'There may be hope for the ailing UK economy, after researchers found that Britain’s pubs are ‘chock full’ of technocrats.

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Posted: Nov 17th, 2011
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Stand-off between father, leftover turkey enters 7th day

Despite several days of intense negotiation and return visits to the fridge, the bird remains in situ and only marginally smaller.

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Posted: Jan 1st, 2011
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