BMW drivers across the country are complaining that the reduction of traffic caused by the lockdown makes normal driving “next to impossible.” Gary Dickhead of South-south-Chelsea (Tooting) explained, “My life has been turned upside down; [read...]
‘I think we’re going to be stuck here forever, and I’m running low on boiled sweets.’ [read...]
Delivery company ‘White Van Logistix’ have announced they are redesigning the leaflets that their drivers leave behind when they are unable to make a delivery ‘to bring an unprecedented degree of honesty to the domestic parcel transportation solutions market’. [read...]
‘Increasing the speed limit would reduce the journey time from the sun to the earth from its current sluggish 8 minutes and 19 seconds, bringing enormous economic benefits by increasing the amount of sunlight we receive and potentially lengthening the day.’ [read...]
Highways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’. [read...]
