Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs
Highways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2014
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Mexican standoff at Weston-super-Mare roundabout reaches third day
The drivers of three Nissan Micras who have all been giving way to each other at a mini-roundabout in Weston-Super-Mare have been given emergency rations by concerned locals as their stand-off passes the three day mark.
Posted: May 13th, 2013
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Convertible Day may not occur till May this year
Convertible Day is the one day a year when it is really enjoyable to drive a convertible car with the hood down, and usually occurs in early spring.
Posted: Apr 16th, 2013
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Wales targets farting in cars
A campaign to stop people farting in cars when carrying children is being launched today. Wales’s chief medical officer explained that breathing in farts in enclosed spaces was harmful to children.
Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
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Intelligent car afraid to leave garage
The car has refused to leave its garage, citing ‘idiots in Citroen Saxos and a mad man in an Audi that tried to hump me from behind’.
Posted: Dec 8th, 2011
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