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Ministers to consider raising the speed of light

‘Increasing the speed limit would reduce the journey time from the sun to the earth from its current sluggish 8 minutes and 19 seconds, bringing enormous economic benefits by increasing the amount of sunlight we receive and potentially lengthening the day.’

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2011
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Touring caravan drivers voted ‘most popular road users’

‘Those surveyed agreed that drivers who tow caravans are most likely to stick to the speed limit or way below it,’ said a spokesman for the AA.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2011
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Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs

sufferers being re-routed via city of UtopiaHighways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2011
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Man with Bluetooth earpiece finally gets call while driving

‘As soon as I heard the Star Trek music, I realised this was the moment I had been waiting for.’

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Posted: Sep 20th, 2010
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Highways Agency warns of clear stretch on M3

Always happens when you're in no rushDrivers have been advised to consider taking alternative routes in order to encounter delays.

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Posted: Sep 12th, 2009
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