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Britain to send arms to ‘Murder Dem Batty Boy’ gang in bid to end the war on drugs

move criticised by rival Lib Dem Batty BoyzBritain is to extend its policy of arms dealer diplomacy to its own War on Drugs, in a move that will see Cruise Missiles supplied to the Murder Dem Batty Boys gang in Croydon.

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Posted: Jun 5th, 2013
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Unemployed chain smokers to replace animals in science experiment labs

The influence of animal rights campaigners became evident today as the government announced plans to forcibly replace animals in science experiment labs with unemployed smokers, drinkers and drug users.

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2013
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Gove gives go-ahead for Fagin Free School

Following a successful application to the Department of Education, the Fagin Free School, will open in the London Borough of Walthamstow next September.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2013
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Lance Armstrong finds drug that fools lie detectors, takes lie detector test

Lance Armstrong has said that he intends to use lie-detector tests to prove to the world that he did not systematically dope during his record-breaking seven Tour de France victories, after finding that a cocktail of drugs can give him a competitive edge in lie-detector tests.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2012
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South West Trains hail 200th day of ‘Zero Empty Seats’

going for gold, but may get silver, or perhaps bronze...‘In stark contrast to the misery that faces Olympics sports fans, our customers haven’t been taunted by an empty seat since January,’ boasted SW Trains boss Matthew Gratton.

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Posted: Jul 31st, 2012
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