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Daily Mail launches weekly hardcore supplement for left-wing high dudgeon addicts

every single bloody dayAssociated Press is to launch an under-the-counter concentrated bile supplement to the Daily Mail to satisfy its most loyal readers – indignant liberals addicted to a feeling of utter disgust with a right-wing, middle-market tabloid.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2010
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Nation’s builders ‘outraged’ as Greggs pasties reclassified as Class A drugs

one day son, one of those things is gonna kill youThe Federation of Master Builders has criticised the reclassification of Greggs pasties as class A drugs, ranking them alongside heroin and crack cocaine.

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2010
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Scientists discover gene that makes athletes misread labels

Athletes who claim that they innocently ingested an over-the-counter medicine which, unbeknown to them, contained a banned substance, may be victims of a rogue gene which makes them far more likely to misread labels.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2010
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Boy, 9, in accidental fruit and veg overdose

‘His face started to turn a disgustingly healthy shade of pink. We knew at once something was wrong.’

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Posted: Aug 11th, 2010
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Government bans jogging due to ‘natural highs’ from endorphins

‘The harms associated with this addictive pastime include exhaustion, grazed knees and sprained ankles,’ Home Office Minister David Hanson told Parliament yesterday.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2010
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