Home Secretary, Alan Johnson, has appointed an evil Russian mystic as the government’s new drugs adviser. His role will be to tell the government exactly what they want to hear and to make drugs seem far more dangerous than they actually are.
Posted: Nov 2nd, 2009
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‘I must say, I can’t see what all the fuss was ever about,’ gushed a stupidly grinning Jack Straw at a press conference in the gents’ toilets of Soho’s Groucho Club.
Posted: Oct 14th, 2009
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Londoners have reacted with concern today to the news that the Evening Standard will become a free newspaper from 12 October. Experts warn that this previously controlled substance could now end up in the hands of thousands of naive, suggestible commuters unprepared for its brand of middle-class opinion and suburban banality.
Posted: Oct 3rd, 2009
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‘She is a lying cheating bitch,’ claims the spider, ‘she was one of my girls, if you know what I mean, and she owes me money.’
Posted: Aug 29th, 2009
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‘This is a major victory in our War on Prophylactics.’
Posted: May 22nd, 2009
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