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Kate’s bump ‘not yet engaging public enough’ laments Mail

Shocking figures today reveal that the majority of the British public don’t yet give a stuff whether the Duchess of Cambridge’s baby bump is small, medium or large despite enormous media coverage.

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2013
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‘Cambridge Bump’ more popular visitor attraction than the Gherkin

The ETB spokesman pointed out that the Cambridge Bump would disappear in the summer and sightseers would have to wait at least nine months for sight of Cambridge Bump Mark 2.

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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Some households in North of England still without Royal updates, warns Met Office

no change predicted for another four monthsThousands of homes around the UK have been without an update on the Duchess of Cambridge’s health for several hours say emergency services.

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2013
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Pippa Middleton’s bum ‘going solo’

‘We’ve taken the partnership as far as we can’, said Pippa Middleton’s arse yesterday. ‘I’m merely acknowledging what the public already knows: that I’m the one with the talent.’

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2013
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European newspapers print naked Royal baby pics

exclusive to all papers with contacts among the medical staffNewspapers in several European countries have printed scans of the unclothed child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The intimate ultrasounds show the still genderless tot relaxing naked in a sac of amniotic fluid.

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2012
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