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Royal baby to be delivered by hereditary obstetrician

The Royal Family is reported to be delighted on learning that the post of obstetrician at St Mary’s Hospital is an ancient title passed down through the male line since the Middle Ages. ‘It feels so appropriate,’ said a Palace spokesman, gritting his teeth.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2013
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Fears that Royal baby may be victim of ‘accident of birth’

it's getting the silver spoon out intact that's going to be the tricky bitSources close to the royal family say there is widespread fear that the yet-to-be-born next-monarch-but-two might suffer from ‘accident of birth’ syndrome.

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2013
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Kate’s bump ‘not yet engaging public enough’ laments Mail

Shocking figures today reveal that the majority of the British public don’t yet give a stuff whether the Duchess of Cambridge’s baby bump is small, medium or large despite enormous media coverage.

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2013
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‘Cambridge Bump’ more popular visitor attraction than the Gherkin

The ETB spokesman pointed out that the Cambridge Bump would disappear in the summer and sightseers would have to wait at least nine months for sight of Cambridge Bump Mark 2.

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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Some households in North of England still without Royal updates, warns Met Office

no change predicted for another four monthsThousands of homes around the UK have been without an update on the Duchess of Cambridge’s health for several hours say emergency services.

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2013
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