NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘Duchess of Cambridge’

The Sun’s new Page 3 girl speaks

‘I think the paparazzi should leave the Royal family alone,’ says cute Kate, 30, from Cambridge.

.

Read more >

Posted: Sep 14th, 2012
More from Celebrity



Middletons commandeer Cliff Richard’s Wimbledon seats

forty love, if you're quickAcrimony has broken out at this year’s Wimbledon championship after the celebrity seats usually reserved for tennis-loving minstrel Sir Cliff Richard were commandeered by desperate officials in order to accommodate the Middleton family.

Read more >

Posted: Jul 5th, 2012
More from Sport



‘Homeopathic royals cannot become King’ shock

Royals who embrace homeopathy cannot become King constitutional lawyers have discovered in a shock finding. ‘It has long been believed that only Catholics couldn’t become King,’ royal historian Dr David Starkey explained. ‘But lawyers have now unearthed an ancient statute that excludes homeopathic royals from becoming monarch.’

Read more >

Posted: Mar 12th, 2012
More from News In Brief



Queen leads Windsor Uncut attack on Fortnum and Mason

Royal grocer Fortnum and Mason was yesterday hit by an occupation by the Windsor branch of UK Uncut.

Read more >

Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012
More from News In Brief



UK braced for another sixty years of royal good deeds

The UK is faced with sixty years of the Duchess of Cambridge performing good deeds warn royal watchers.
On her third good deed engagement in a fortnight visiting a therapeutic art school in Oxford, the Duchess this week signalled her intention of spending the next sixty years walking along rows of admirers interrogating them about their dreadful mundane lives.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 22nd, 2012
More from News In Brief