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Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published

The French Embassy in South Kensington was in flames last night after being overrun by English protesters unhappy with the treatment of Kate Middleton, a public figure venerated locally as a saint.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2012
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The Sun’s new Page 3 girl speaks

‘I think the paparazzi should leave the Royal family alone,’ says cute Kate, 30, from Cambridge.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2012
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Middletons commandeer Cliff Richard’s Wimbledon seats

forty love, if you're quickAcrimony has broken out at this year’s Wimbledon championship after the celebrity seats usually reserved for tennis-loving minstrel Sir Cliff Richard were commandeered by desperate officials in order to accommodate the Middleton family.

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2012
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‘Homeopathic royals cannot become King’ shock

Royals who embrace homeopathy cannot become King constitutional lawyers have discovered in a shock finding. ‘It has long been believed that only Catholics couldn’t become King,’ royal historian Dr David Starkey explained. ‘But lawyers have now unearthed an ancient statute that excludes homeopathic royals from becoming monarch.’

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2012
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Queen leads Windsor Uncut attack on Fortnum and Mason

Royal grocer Fortnum and Mason was yesterday hit by an occupation by the Windsor branch of UK Uncut.

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012
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