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Duke and Duchess of Cambridge fail to mate, say keepers

duty calls, no-one answersScientists working at Kensington Palace have announced the mating window of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge has closed after the pair failed to conceive, despite several romantic encounters in a specially constructed royal ‘love tunnel’.

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Posted: May 15th, 2014
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Royal baby; Dad now giving too much information

It's a struggle-wuggle-wuggle, yesh it isss...Prince William proudly showed off his son to reporters again this morning, adding that he had watched the baby having his nappy changed and quipped that the young lad ‘certainly has a very healthy and active digestive system!’

Assembled journalists laughed at the nappy-changing reference, and reported that it showed that the second in line to the throne was just like any other new dad, getting to grips with being a father and adjusting to the very earthy nature of birth and babies.

‘Yes, this morning was a real hummer!’ the Prince added, wafting his hand in front of his nose. More laughter followed before the prince continued in more detail about his new son and the future George VII.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2013
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Fears that Royal baby may be victim of ‘accident of birth’

it's getting the silver spoon out intact that's going to be the tricky bitSources close to the royal family say there is widespread fear that the yet-to-be-born next-monarch-but-two might suffer from ‘accident of birth’ syndrome.

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2013
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European newspapers print naked Royal baby pics

exclusive to all papers with contacts among the medical staffNewspapers in several European countries have printed scans of the unclothed child of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. The intimate ultrasounds show the still genderless tot relaxing naked in a sac of amniotic fluid.

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2012
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‘Homeopathic royals cannot become King’ shock

Royals who embrace homeopathy cannot become King constitutional lawyers have discovered in a shock finding. ‘It has long been believed that only Catholics couldn’t become King,’ royal historian Dr David Starkey explained. ‘But lawyers have now unearthed an ancient statute that excludes homeopathic royals from becoming monarch.’

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Posted: Mar 12th, 2012
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