‘You’ve got the hearing-impaired, the partially sighted, same-sex this, transgender that… It’s impossible to keep up, but one does one’s best.’
Posted: Sep 12th, 2014
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The Queen and senior members of the Royal Family have spoken of their ‘delight’ today after an official video showed one-year-old Prince George ruling his Lego kingdom with an authoritarian zeal unseen since the early Stuart period.
Posted: Jul 28th, 2014
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Exploratory abdominal surgery on the Duke of Edinburgh has exposed gas reserves much ‘bigger than first thought’. The operation, under general anaesthetic, has revealed upwards of 170 trillion cubic feet of natural gas and will pave the way for the licensing to exploit further Royals.
Posted: Jun 9th, 2013
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After years of rumour and intrigue culminating in recent press publicity, the Royal Family has decided to make a clean breast of it and admit that they have been practising naturists for decades.
Posted: Sep 15th, 2012
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‘The cheeky buggers at one’s Royal Mail are trying to charge one 60p a throw to send a quick hello to the old dears who have managed to live through the Blitz, swine flu, dementia and the NHS – they must be having a laugh with one.’
Posted: Apr 18th, 2012
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