Buckingham Palace has today announced that the Queen ‘wishes to recognise the fragile state of the economy’ by downgrading her Jubilee celebrations next year from diamond to diamonique. [read...]
A 95-year-old German-Greek man who has been married to his 90-year-old British wife and resident here for seventy years may have to leave Britain after Brexit, it has emerged. The man has multiple nationalities and is known to his friends as ‘Duke’ as some struggled with his family name of Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg [read...]
Looking remarkably sprightly for her age, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II publicly celebrated her 153rd birthday yesterday accompanied by her titled, 58-year-younger, toy-boy playboy lover-and-husband who also happened to be celebrating his 90th birthday. ‘The age gap, [read...]
The formerly German head of the UK’s monarchy and her Greek husband have apparently strongly come out on favour of leaving the EU. It is thought that the Queen’s and her consort’s heritage constantly comes up for scrutiny so she would like to put ‘all that unpleasant European business’ [read...]
Dumb punk gonna get whacked [read...]
