Multi-billionaire sex criminal Brian Epstein might have been forced into suicide by being murdered, according to secret documents uncovered by yet-to-be assassinated journalists. Meanwhile, though, Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, the Duke of Edinburgh, and a hundred other ultra-famous men have signed a letter in the New York Times today in which they deny the not-murdering… [read...]
The Prime Minister was quick today to deny suggestions that the government was considering imposing martial law in the event of a no-deal Brexit. She explained that the confusion had arisen from a hastily-written email asking about changes to ‘marital law’, [read...]
‘Unfortunately,’ said psychiatrist Dr Karen Young, ‘the Duke seems to be back to that previous period of robust form when, during a state visit to China, he told a group of British students: ‘If you stay here much longer, [read...]
Sacha Baron Cohen is to retire his much-loved character Gordon Brown, when his current Channel 4 series ends this month.
The comedian, who was widely condemned for a stunt in which a bare-bottomed Brown abseiled onto the lap of the Duke of Edinburgh during a state banquet, [read...]