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‘World’s tallest man’ revealed to be three dwarves under a raincoat

little big manThe man hitherto thought to be the tallest in the world is in fact three extremely short men stood on each other’s shoulders under a large raincoat, it has emerged.

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Posted: Jun 2nd, 2015
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‘Fruity wizards’ told to avoid Russia

The UK Foreign Office has advised all members of the Fellowship of the Ring not to travel to Russia, where new laws based on the belief that sexual orientation is determined by early exposure to fantasy novels, it is feared, may soon extend to ‘fruity wizards’, ‘effete elves’ and ‘dwarves in sailor suits’.

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2013
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Composer arrested after debut performance of ‘Symphony for bassoon and naked dwarfs’

fluttering and tonguing deemed particularly inappropriate, but strangely movingThe piece is notoriously difficult to stage, involving as it does some 30 naked midgets writhing convincingly over a Renard model 220 bassoon.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2009
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