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‘Fruity wizards’ told to avoid Russia

The UK Foreign Office has advised all members of the Fellowship of the Ring not to travel to Russia, where new laws based on the belief that sexual orientation is determined by early exposure to fantasy novels, it is feared, may soon extend to ‘fruity wizards’, ‘effete elves’ and ‘dwarves in sailor suits’.

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2013
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Composer arrested after debut performance of ‘Symphony for bassoon and naked dwarfs’

fluttering and tonguing deemed particularly inappropriate, but strangely movingThe piece is notoriously difficult to stage, involving as it does some 30 naked midgets writhing convincingly over a Renard model 220 bassoon.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2009
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