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EU to limit the ‘vast emptiness of space’ by 2017

Buoyed by recent success in banning sale or import of all useful vacuum cleaners from September 2014, EU leaders are setting their sights higher from 2017.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2014
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Ukraine power vacuum to be replaced by Dyson

Opposition MPs were celebrating this week as they voted overwhelming to replace President Viktor Yanukovych with an upright model; which offers ‘transparency’, ‘cleanness’ and ‘something less fiddly’. Also, unlike Ukrainian democracy, the Dyson comes with a ‘five year guarantee’.

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2014
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Special Forces unit drafted in to cover for striking call-centre staff

An elite SAS battalion has been deployed to cover for striking customer support staff at Dyson’s Derbyshire call centre.

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Posted: Apr 5th, 2012
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