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Cinemas to offer 50 Shades shag-along screenings

Cinema-goers will be provided with bondage gear, nipple clamps and other sado-masochistic sex toys so that they can play-along to the action on the screen.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2015
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‘Fifty Shades effect’ blamed for rise in stupid bullsh*t

and now, a word from our sponsors...Media analysts are warning that the impending release of the film ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ could lead to a sudden spike in spurious, made-up tosh in newspapers that could be used as an excuse to print a picture of a half-naked woman tied up and blindfolded in order to sell a few extra copies.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2015
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Paul Hollywood ‘snubs’ Fifty Shades of Grey role

Silver fox and baking big-wig Paul Hollywood has frustrated film producers by refusing the lead role in the movie adaption E.L.James’ novel. This is despite his ability to maintain a brooding intensity while manipulating a ‘pair of buns’, punishing a ‘soggy bottom’ and filling a tart with ‘cream’.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2013
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