A scientist has suggested that there is an elevated chance of a large piece of space debris smashing into the Earth at any time. Mike Jones, a junior astrophysicist, said today that in the short period he has been employed on asteroid watch duties he’d noticed a near miss ‘virtually every night.’ [read...]
Fred Helm, Chairman of the Flat Earth Society, has announced that the venerable society has gone ‘truly global – we’ve got branches all around the globe,’ he said today. [read...]
The planet Earth has confirmed today that it won’t be enclosing a round robin letter detailing the high and low points of its year this Christmas. This was ‘due to me being unable to condense the low points onto two sides of A4,’ [read...]
The Royal Astronomical society has today released data from scientists at the world’s largest telescopes revealing an earth-like planet in the Milky Way which appears devoid of any nasty goings on at all. [read...]
Dr Micky Schmidt of NASA says Earth2 has Hollyoaks, Subbuteo, Partick Thistle, the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, bees, both Brian Coxes and headlines dominated by a gravy woman who has just died [read...]
