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Malaysian mountain god demands ‘more tits’

The sacred spirit of Mount Kinabalu – who is largely in charge of keeping the island of Borneo above sea level – made a dramatic statement today, but this time using language, rather than dangerously ambiguous plate tectonics.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2015
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Immigrants caused Kent earthquake

The combined weight of migrant workers arriving on Britain’s shores is causing the country to tilt, it has emerged, as areas of Kent were violently rocked by a small earthquake. The 4.3-magnitude quake caused teacups to rattle and flocks of ceramic ducks to fall off living room walls.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2015
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Gay men unimpressed with ‘fracking’

Gay men have declared fracking to be ‘a bit meh’, and have chosen not to include it in their lexicon of naughty experimental sex.

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2012
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Jenga game ruined by earthquake

A late night game of Jenga played by Texan students Bryan Vance and Jack “Ace” Cordova was cut tragically short yesterday as a result of a large earthquake in northern Mexico.

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Posted: Jul 30th, 2012
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Daily Mail to ship scrapped Japanese reactors to the UK

The Daily Mail has agreed to pay for the scrapped Fukushima nuclear reactors to be shipped to the UK for decommissioning and destruction.

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Posted: Mar 31st, 2011
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