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Bored Attenborough says most wildlife were ‘just showing off’

Veteran natural history broadcaster Sir David Attenborough announced his retirement from wildlife TV to fellow regulars at The Bears Head public house today, claiming that ‘most wildlife is boring’, and that he’d ‘seen everything rare anyway’.

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Posted: Feb 17th, 2011
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Human race voids Earth warranty

Man has apparently broken the terms of the agreement including ‘inappropriate misuse’, ‘over-exposure to sunlight’ and more imminently ‘immersing in water’.

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Posted: May 10th, 2008
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