Despite the current slowdown and impending cessation of all economic activity in Brexit Britain, one industry is enjoying an unprecedented boom. Satire could account for over 30% of GDP by 2022 and most of the new jobs, [read...]
As a number of national industries and businesses go into administration, Britain’s shareholders have been forced to take an unpleasant reality check. Where once a magical unicorn had managed to fill everyone’s coffers, this time it merely pooped in their shoes and ate their chequebooks. [read...]
George Osborne has warned that Brexit would leave families £4,300 worse off ‘as from today’ and does not include the £1,800 you are already worse off by since he became Chancellor. [read...]
With the manufacturing industry in decline and the public sector is sold off for ‘spare parts’, there will be a significant expansion in ‘those in need of a sugar rush’. It does however mean that 70% of the UK’s output will now be based on school tuck-shop revue; [read...]
‘When I look back on it, my problems had been building up for years, but I just hadn’t been facing up to them,’ admitted the Economy. [read...]
