Excitement reached fever pitch as Mr Shaky Hands Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced the first tentative steps into the sunlit uplands of frivolous activity. Most of all, people everywhere cannot contain their joy in reading the headlines ‘Glorious 12th!‘ [read...]
Despite the current slowdown and impending cessation of all economic activity in Brexit Britain, one industry is enjoying an unprecedented boom. Satire could account for over 30% of GDP by 2022 and most of the new jobs, [read...]
‘This recovery package will stimulate growth and ensure no-one misses out on double points when they spend over a tenner on personal hygiene products.’ [read...]
As a number of national industries and businesses go into administration, Britain’s shareholders have been forced to take an unpleasant reality check. Where once a magical unicorn had managed to fill everyone’s coffers, this time it merely pooped in their shoes and ate their chequebooks. [read...]
George Osborne has warned that Brexit would leave families £4,300 worse off ‘as from today’ and does not include the £1,800 you are already worse off by since he became Chancellor. [read...]
