Labour has announced today that former SAS soldier and successful novelist Andy McNab is to replace Ed Miliband as Leader in a desperate bid for the party to have a more recognisable figurehead.
Posted: Jun 16th, 2011
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Lovers of risqué puns could barely contain their delight today as the Ed Balls scandal continued to simmer.
Guffaws were heard when Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, refused to be blamed for the fact that Balls had been thrust into the spotlight.
Posted: Jun 13th, 2011
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The Shadow Chancellor is regarded as so dangerous that whenever he appears in public he must wear a face mask, straitjacket and be wheeled everywhere on a trolley.
Posted: Jan 26th, 2011
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Their mother said the best man had [triumphed/been utterly humiliated].
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‘Warns the public they may mention their horoscope without warning’
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