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Government hails success of best ever April Fools ‘Benefits Cut’ prank

proposed cut to bike allowance for unemployed also just a jokeNo. 10 Downing Street has confirmed in a statement early this morning that a raft of cuts to benefits due to kick in today were merely an elaborate prank played out for the last few months on the British public, and that the drastic measures would not now go ahead.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2013
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London 2012 ‘proves austerity works’, declares Cameron

‘Just look at Jess Ennis, Mo Farah and that ginger lad – George Osborne has been cutting their funding like mad since we got in, and look what it did for them. Brilliant.’

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2012
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Ed Miliband facing jail after leaving Balls and Cooper in 40°C campervan

‘A witness said he saw two shadow ministers in the small cab of the campervan. Both were said to be crying, red in the face and distressed.’

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2011
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Miliband ‘crestfallen’ after failed operation to remove Balls

began aching as soon as he became Labour leaderLabour leader Ed Miliband is said to be ‘disappointed’ after waking up in hospital to find that doctors have been unable to remove his Balls.

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2011
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Andy McNab to replace Ed Miliband as Labour seek more recognisable leader

Labour has announced today that former SAS soldier and successful novelist Andy McNab is to replace Ed Miliband as Leader in a desperate bid for the party to have a more recognisable figurehead.

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Posted: Jun 16th, 2011
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