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Ed Balls must wear Hannibal Lecter mask at all times, says Miliband

'chomping at the bit' in his new roleThe Shadow Chancellor is regarded as so dangerous that whenever he appears in public he must wear a face mask, straitjacket and be wheeled everywhere on a trolley.

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2011
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Miliband triumphs/fails

Mr Miliband's banana was ['very tasty, thank you'/'unavailable for comment']Their mother said the best man had [triumphed/been utterly humiliated].

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2010
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Stupid people made to wear ‘S-plates’

only given to those stupid enough to think they don't need one ‘Warns the public they may mention their horoscope without warning’

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2009
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British children ‘feeling under pressure to be fat’

impressionable children loging on to 'pro-curvy' websitesThere has been a big increase in young girls and boys logging on to ‘pro-curvy’ websites where they can swap tips on how to add calories to their meals and cut PE classes at school.

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Posted: May 18th, 2009
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Balls announces Hindsight to be taught in schools

The Minister of Education, Ed Balls, has announced today that from September 2009, the teaching of hindsight will become a compulsory addition to the national curriculum at Key Stage 3 and above.

‘Clearly, the benefits of hindsight have long been recognised, but schools have provided little or no formal teaching of the subject to date. It is to remedy this deficit that we are moving straight to an expectation that a minimum of an hour per week’s hindsight will be taught to all children aged 11 plus’ from the beginning of the next academic year.’

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2009
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