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Double entendre fans delighted by Balls leak

Lovers of risqué puns could barely contain their delight today as the Ed Balls scandal continued to simmer.

Guffaws were heard when Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, refused to be blamed for the fact that Balls had been thrust into the spotlight.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2011
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Ed Balls must wear Hannibal Lecter mask at all times, says Miliband

'chomping at the bit' in his new roleThe Shadow Chancellor is regarded as so dangerous that whenever he appears in public he must wear a face mask, straitjacket and be wheeled everywhere on a trolley.

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2011
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Miliband triumphs/fails

Mr Miliband's banana was ['very tasty, thank you'/'unavailable for comment']Their mother said the best man had [triumphed/been utterly humiliated].

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2010
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Stupid people made to wear ‘S-plates’

only given to those stupid enough to think they don't need one ‘Warns the public they may mention their horoscope without warning’

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2009
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British children ‘feeling under pressure to be fat’

impressionable children loging on to 'pro-curvy' websitesThere has been a big increase in young girls and boys logging on to ‘pro-curvy’ websites where they can swap tips on how to add calories to their meals and cut PE classes at school.

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Posted: May 18th, 2009
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