The Shadow Chancellor is regarded as so dangerous that whenever he appears in public he must wear a face mask, straitjacket and be wheeled everywhere on a trolley. [read...]
In a bold statement of intent, the Labour Leader Ed Miliband has set out a ten-year plan to reverse the damage done by successive managers at Old Trafford. Whilst many of his critics suggested that a decent centre half and holding midfielder would be sufficient, [read...]
You don’t know you’re beautiful, baby [read...]
Many of his former cabinet members purportedly encouraged him into doing this as a private joke amongst themselves to make him look stupid, something the unwitting Miliband seems to have now taken seriously. [read...]
After spending the last three months in the wilderness of Nepal, Ed Miliband has returned and announced, at a packed press conference, that he now has full mastery of 100% of his mind and the ability to control remote objects by thought alone. [read...]
