Why people hate me for being beautiful, by David Cameron
‘I’m a tall, well-spoken and handsome man with a confident demeanour. I know how lucky I am. But there are downsides to being this beautiful.’
Posted: Apr 5th, 2012
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Prime Minister’s Questions marred by orderly debate
Spectators in the public gallery at the House of Commons were shocked this week by what has been described as a ‘civilised, grown-up and orderly debate’ on key political issues, with no heckling or child-like behaviour.
Posted: Mar 21st, 2012
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David Cameron appoints new head of strategy, Englebert Humperdinck
‘My first task is help sex up Mr Cameron’s image,’ explained the septuagenarian pop sensation. ‘To appeal to that all-important female demographic, David is growing a nice pair of mutton chop side burns.’
Posted: Mar 5th, 2012
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‘Ed Mil-ogram’ causes awkwardness at party
Party organisers have admitted to ‘misjudging the mood’ after booking an Ed Mil-ogram for a get-together in Westminster.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012
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Ed Miliband says 2012 will be ‘Year of the Weird’
2012 will be ‘the ‘Year of the Weird’ according to Ed Miliband in his New Year message to voters. The Labour leader urged voters ‘to take a long look in the mirror and ask yourself if politics has got to be dominated by people who look normal. Or has the time come for the new politics of weirdness and weirdos?’
Posted: Dec 31st, 2011
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