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Labour Party seeks to overturn injunction on all media coverage of Ed Miliband

Not hearing Ed Miliband 'considered to be in the public interest'The Labour Party has applied to the High Court in a bid to overturn the injunction currently in place on all political media coverage of Ed Miliband.

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Posted: May 7th, 2015
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Tories carve election pledge in block of vanilla ice-cream

David Cameron has defended the decision to carve his party’s election promises in a vanilla flavoured block of ice-cream, claiming Tory pledges would be there for all to see long after the election dust had settled.

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Posted: May 6th, 2015
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Cameron slaughters shadow cabinet after watching Game of Thrones

thine shall be mine...The election took an unexpected turn today, when the entire shadow cabinet was butchered after visiting Number 10 for ‘a chat over tea and cakes’.

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Posted: May 4th, 2015
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Labour explains ‘tablet of stone’ plans for the Dawn of Miliband

'Jesus Christ - Moses didn't have the piss taken out of him!'Ed Miliband unveiled an eight foot stone slab, carved with all six of Ed’s Ten Commandments.

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Posted: May 3rd, 2015
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David Cameron’s hair pledges to leave UK if Labour wins

frankly, I'm worth itWith less than a week to polling day, David Cameron’s hair has weighed into the general election campaign by threatening to pull up its roots and emigrate if the Labour party wins on 7 May. ‘Under this Conservative-led government, what we have seen from David Cameron’s hair is recovery from recession and a return to growth,’ said George Osborne today. ‘It’s been a miraculous turnaround. Figures show our prime minister now has the fastest-growing head of hair in Europe.’

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Posted: May 1st, 2015
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