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Britain’s most punchable man ‘upset’ as title goes to Michael Gove

Mr Bedford says he will miss not having people taking a swing at him as soon as he opens his ‘big mouth’.

‘I realise now that realistically I didn’t have a chance against a public school educated swivel-eyed dwarf incessantly spouting bollocks,’ said Mr Bedford, before punching himself in the kisser.

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Posted: Jun 22nd, 2011
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