Downing Street are today said to be trying to diffuse a very difficult situation after a leaked memo shows Boris Johnson calling for massive cuts to school funding should he win the next election. Insiders report that Boris returned from a visit to a local primary school purple with rage after he was subjected to… [read...]
The Department for Education is exploring the radical suggestion of offering teachers some kind of monetary transaction in exchange for a life of constant criticism and mountainous paperwork. [read...]
To the delight of parents and teachers, the Chancellor has promised to splash the cash on school essentials; such as 1 bottle of glue per 1,000 children, 1 compass per 10,000 children and 1 GCSE pass per 100,000 children. [read...]
IT support call centres and high-street computer and telephone retailers today called on the government to radically improve the smirking, sneering, eye-rolling and ironic intonation abilities of Britain’s young people. [read...]
The government has promised to save £750m a year on education by scrapping courses in modern languages and letting kids learn them in their spare time from porn sites instead. A free market think tank has said there are websites offering porn in “a much wider range” [read...]
