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Cameron liberates children from forced education

Young people will be able to gain practical skills like rubbish sorting, sweeping and, of course, chimney cleaning while being paid in mobile phone credits, Quavers and Red Bull.

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2012
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Oversubscribed Middlesbrough school credits ‘satisfactory’ Ofsted report

Lusitania school - setting pride alightThe report singled out ‘variable’ standards of teaching and ‘low-level’ task setting – marked improvements on the previous ratings of ‘woeful’ and ‘non-existent’.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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Parents admit child is just a little shit

Aged four, Jimmy hung a neighbour’s cat by its tail from a tree; aged six, he attempted to create a ‘ramster’ by blending a rabbit and a hamster. In a blender

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2011
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Tech support companies slam school-leavers’ lack of sarcasm skills

IT support call centres and high-street computer and telephone retailers today called on the government to radically improve the smirking, sneering, eye-rolling and ironic intonation abilities of Britain’s young people.

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2011
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Government to launch Big Society Direct telephone helpline

‘It doesn’t matter what the situation is – health, education, defence – Big Society Direct will let you access friendly advice, 24/7, from our team of volunteers,’ enthused the Prime Minister.

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2011
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