The Fronted Adverbials Liberation Front (motto: Before Long, We Will Overcome) has declared independence from the United Kingdom in a move which has surprised civil servants and really pissed off the Scots and Welsh. “I had to look them up” said one Permanent Secretary, [read...]
‘His story is as English as the Battle of Hastings, or Clause 28,’ said one source. [read...]
With local lockdowns looming across the country just as schools reopen, the shadowy Parents’ Liberation Front has issued a statement warning of the consequences if the government sends children back to ‘home school’ once again. [read...]
Standing in for the suddenly incapacitated Professor Charles Xavier, Prime Minister Boris Johnson took the opportunity whilst addressing a school for not very gifted youngsters in Leicester to reveal the latest admission to the X Men academy. [read...]
Boris Johnson has returned to work and issued a statement reminding everybody that he has been on holiday, the exam grades fiasco is nothing to do with him, and nobody should consider him in any way responsible for this mess. [read...]
