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Egypt jails Morrissey after clerical error

Morrissey has been wrongly imprisoned for his role in the arrest and torture of protesters in Egypt, after his name was mistakenly typed into court records. The angst-ridden singer is now spending 20 years in a jail in Cairo where every day really is like Sunday.

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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2015
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Museums now on the look-out for loose appendage

some say an opportunity may have been missed...Following the revelation that the blue and gold braided beard on the mask of the pharaoh Tutankhamun had been hurriedly glued back on after it was damaged, archaeologists and museum conservators around the world are checking for other instances of bodged conservation.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2015
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Arab Spring Water ‘is just ordinary Tap’

At least Morsi hasn't pissed in it. Oh. He has.Despite the luxurious packaging, extensive retailing and U.S. endorsement there is a growing suspicion that this ‘democracy’ may not be as refreshing as once thought.

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2014
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Egypt swears in new Pharaoh

pharaoh nuff!Abdul Fattah al-Sisi, or al-Sisi the first, as he has become popularly known, has been inaugurated as Pharaoh of Egypt for the next 4,000 years.

The former military chief comes to power at a time of uncertainty in Egyptian politics following two military coups, after which it was decided that a return to the dynastic system offered the only viable form of government for the forthcoming centuries, with elections to be held every epoch and results subject to the ‘divine right of kings’.

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2014
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Muslim Brotherhood overthrown for being ‘worse than the Liberal Democrats’

bring back Mubarak, before it's too lateThe Egyptian army have removed the Muslim Brotherhood from power after they consistently attempted to deliver on their manifesto commitments, dashing hopes of a nascent Western-style democracy run by bunglers, liars and posh clueless twats nobody voted for.

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Posted: Jul 10th, 2013
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