Thousands of excited scientists and members of the general public have flocked to CERN to see former Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole switch on the new supercharged Large Hadron Collider. [read...]
Theatre critics are in uproar today after it emerged that an American rapper has been credited with co-authoring Shakespeare’s plays.
‘It’s an art form, what I do’, he told reporters. ‘For years I’ve been talking over other people’s songs, [read...]
After taking the world by storm with the iPod, iPhone and iPad, Apple are set to revolutionise the way we live once again with the release of their new divination device, the iChing. Based on the classic Chinese book of changes that dates back to the second or third millennium BC, [read...]
‘Increasing the speed limit would reduce the journey time from the sun to the earth from its current sluggish 8 minutes and 19 seconds, bringing enormous economic benefits by increasing the amount of sunlight we receive and potentially lengthening the day.’ [read...]
Producers of Doctor Who have had to concede that the programme may not have any tangible connection with reality after conclusive proof that time travel is impossible. [read...]
