Since the start of lockdown and social distancing measures, there’s been a dramatic rise in the level of family bickering and arguments across the UK. The Office of National Statistics has provided alarming new figures and found that it’s down to pure unadulterated boredom. [read...]
All the sticking points in the Brexit deal, including what was thought to be intractable, the Northern Ireland border issue, have been resolved after a man in a pub shouted ‘why don’t they just sort it out’ [read...]
‘Increasing the speed limit would reduce the journey time from the sun to the earth from its current sluggish 8 minutes and 19 seconds, bringing enormous economic benefits by increasing the amount of sunlight we receive and potentially lengthening the day.’ [read...]
Theatre critics are in uproar today after it emerged that an American rapper has been credited with co-authoring Shakespeare’s plays.
‘It’s an art form, what I do’, he told reporters. ‘For years I’ve been talking over other people’s songs, [read...]
Thousands of excited scientists and members of the general public have flocked to CERN to see former Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole switch on the new supercharged Large Hadron Collider. [read...]
