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Halloween update; local youths ‘less frightening than usual’

‘I can cope with skeleton masks, devil outfits and ghost costumes. It’s the rest of the year when they lurk around with their hoods up that terrifies me.’

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2008
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Teenage ‘joy riders’ stealing pensioners’ electric scooters

‘It’s more a case of ‘misery-riding’ really.’

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2007
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Pensioner sets video recorder

‘I thought I was warming up my cocoa in the microwave at the time.’

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2007
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Belgium dead; lay undiscovered for two weeks

The discovery was made when Germany called round one afternoon.

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2007
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Pensioner dies as kitten dials porn line instead of 999

Tragedy was nearly averted after an 83 year old widow fell down the stairs, and her distressed cat rushed to the phone, knocked the receiver off its cradle and then dialled out for help. Sadly, instead of dialling 999 as is traditional, the cat dialled a premium rate porn line, and the kitten’s owner died some time later.

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Posted: Jan 29th, 2007
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