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Gordon Brown ‘forgot to clear No 10′s browser history’

luckily he deleted all the spreadsheets - no-one will ever know.Apparently spent several hours editing his own Wikipedia entry.

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Posted: May 16th, 2010
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Gordon Brown to remain as backbiting MP

Gordon Brown has countered suggestions that he will leave Parliament immediately, promising instead to remain a backbiting MP and work harder than ever to undermine the Labour leadership and help the party into its inevitable period of bickering, infighting and internecine feuding.

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Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Nick Clegg ‘delighted’ with new fagging portfolio

it's all going terribly wellMr Clegg will perform household chores for the Prime Minister including pressing his trousers, polishing his shoes and warming his toilet seat.

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Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Brighton still under cloud of smugness six days after Green election win

Airspace over the south of England remains closed today due to an impenetrable  low-lying sulphurous cloud of smugness hanging over the Brighton area. The cloud follows a major eruption of self-satisfaction in the early hours of last Friday morning, after the election of Britain’s first Green MP Caroline Lucas in the Brighton Pavilion constituency. Holidaymakers [...]

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Posted: May 12th, 2010
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United Kingdom celebrates world’s first CGI Prime Minister

Britain has become the first country in the world to have an entirely computer-generated prime minister, David Cameron, who is so realistic that he leaves old-fashioned 8-bit heads of government like Angela Merkel in the shade.

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Posted: May 12th, 2010
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