Gordon Brown has countered suggestions that he will leave Parliament immediately, promising instead to remain a backbiting MP and work harder than ever to undermine the Labour leadership and help the party into its inevitable period of bickering, infighting and internecine feuding.
Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Mr Clegg will perform household chores for the Prime Minister including pressing his trousers, polishing his shoes and warming his toilet seat.
Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Airspace over the south of England remains closed today due to an impenetrable low-lying sulphurous cloud of smugness hanging over the Brighton area. The cloud follows a major eruption of self-satisfaction in the early hours of last Friday morning, after the election of Britain’s first Green MP Caroline Lucas in the Brighton Pavilion constituency. Holidaymakers [...]
Posted: May 12th, 2010
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Britain has become the first country in the world to have an entirely computer-generated prime minister, David Cameron, who is so realistic that he leaves old-fashioned 8-bit heads of government like Angela Merkel in the shade.
Posted: May 12th, 2010
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Nick Clegg has spoken of his consternation that, despite being a Liberal Democrat, he may end up in a position of responsibility by the end of the week.
Posted: May 11th, 2010
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