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Nick Clegg ‘delighted’ with new fagging portfolio

it's all going terribly wellMr Clegg will perform household chores for the Prime Minister including pressing his trousers, polishing his shoes and warming his toilet seat.

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Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Brighton still under cloud of smugness six days after Green election win

Airspace over the south of England remains closed today due to an impenetrable  low-lying sulphurous cloud of smugness hanging over the Brighton area. The cloud follows a major eruption of self-satisfaction in the early hours of last Friday morning, after the election of Britain’s first Green MP Caroline Lucas in the Brighton Pavilion constituency. Holidaymakers [...]

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Posted: May 12th, 2010
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United Kingdom celebrates world’s first CGI Prime Minister

Britain has become the first country in the world to have an entirely computer-generated prime minister, David Cameron, who is so realistic that he leaves old-fashioned 8-bit heads of government like Angela Merkel in the shade.

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Posted: May 12th, 2010
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Nick Clegg ‘bricking it’ at prospect of entering government

Nick Clegg has spoken of his consternation that, despite being a Liberal Democrat, he may end up in a position of responsibility by the end of the week.

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Posted: May 11th, 2010
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Impatient Queen invites David Dimbleby to form government

The Queen has moved to end days of speculation by inviting broadcaster David Dimbleby to form a government, after more people tuned in to the BBC’s election coverage than voted for Labour and the Liberal Democrats put together.

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Posted: May 10th, 2010
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