The Taliban leadership elections have finally came to a conclusion, with Mullah Haibatullah Akhundzada the winner. In his acceptance speech, he thanked his supporters, who’d tirelessly gone door to door threatening people. [read...]
The Conservative candidate for Mayor of London formerly known as Zac Goldsmith has confirmed he wishes to be called Votey McVoteface with immediate effect. However, he has strongly denied this change has anything to do with gaining extra supporters among the all-important 18-24 internet meme-following demographic. [read...]
A leaked report on the reasons behind Labour’s defeat at the last election could silence opponents of Jeremy Corbyn as its findings seem to support his methods.
The report reveals that Labour lost the election as ‘not enough people voted for the party’. [read...]