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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?With political stalemate gripping Westminster it was agreed yesterday that the outcome of the 2010 British General Election be decided by a penalty shoot-out.  

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Posted: May 4th, 2013
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Packet of Hob Nobs elected as new police commissioner for Avon and Somerset

will sit down with the public and discuss all the issues over a nice cup of teaA packet of biscuits will now have the power to allocate funding and police resources to areas most affected by crime in the Avon and Somerset region after a resounding win in the Police and crime commissioner elections.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2012
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Festive blow as Turkeys to get right to vote for Christmas

It is believed the Government will formally announce later this week that Turkeys are to be given the right to vote for Christmas.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2010
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Convicts demand right to elect own MPs

Following the landmark decision to give prisoners the vote, representatives of the prison community are now demanding their own members of parliament.

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2010
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Queuing drinkers ‘let down’, says Friday night report

The government’s new Drinking Commission said the law should be changed so anyone queuing when last orders is called could still exercise their right to become inebriated and start a fight in a chip shop or over who was in the taxi queue first.

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Posted: May 24th, 2010
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