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Election chaos in Mediterranean island no-one wants

never too latePresidential polls have closed in a small island in the Eastern Mediterranean that has been the subject of on-off warfare between two countries, neither of whom want it, and which has therefore been forced to go independent.

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2013
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Brave Dave hires Cowell as election mogul

‘It’s really important to engage young voters with the people who run their country,’ said Cameron, his Old Etonian dialect taking on a distinct northern twang. ‘Why do you think I rarely wear a tie? It’s to make me look more like Gary Barlow. Everybody loves Gary Barlow.’

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Posted: Oct 28th, 2013
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Class vote in Form 7A was ‘free, fair and peaceful’

Big Robert thrashed little Morgan by 42 votes to 3 after all 30 votes were taken.

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2013
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Packet of Hob Nobs elected as new police commissioner for Avon and Somerset

will sit down with the public and discuss all the issues over a nice cup of teaA packet of biscuits will now have the power to allocate funding and police resources to areas most affected by crime in the Avon and Somerset region after a resounding win in the Police and crime commissioner elections.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2012
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Festive blow as Turkeys to get right to vote for Christmas

It is believed the Government will formally announce later this week that Turkeys are to be given the right to vote for Christmas.

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Posted: Nov 4th, 2010
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