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Eddie Izzard wins bid to play Nicola Sturgeon in SNP biopic

the perfect man-woman-socialist-third-way guy-girl-dude for the role‘Once you see Izzard in costume for the role, you’re hit by how the similarities are staggering,’ said friend and agent Jim Murphy.

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Posted: May 5th, 2015
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Elton John plays tribute song as nation mourns death of Brown’s premiership

not a dry eye in the houseElton John will lead the mourners by playing a reworded version of The Stranglers classic Golden Brown.

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Posted: May 4th, 2015
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Labour explains ‘tablet of stone’ plans for the Dawn of Miliband

'Jesus Christ - Moses didn't have the piss taken out of him!'Ed Miliband unveiled an eight foot stone slab, carved with all six of Ed’s Ten Commandments.

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Posted: May 3rd, 2015
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Cameron ‘not well enough’ to lose election

Doctors have declared that the Prime Minister must be allowed to continue in power on medical grounds. After carefully studying David Cameron’s low poll ratings, medical experts quickly diagnosed Dementia nonculpa, a close variant of the debilitating disease affecting Lord Janner. This terrifying condition produces a powerful immune response to any external threat affecting the [...]

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2015
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Salmond to run for London Mayor

‘Of course, I’m hoping to become an MP – the expenses are better and with enough SNP MPs in Parliament we can force the canteen to deep fry Mars bars the Holyrood way,’ said Alex Salmond today, ‘but if that doesnae pan out, I’m going tae run for London Mayor.’

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Posted: Apr 24th, 2015
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