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Nicola Sturgeon to ride joint-favourite ‘Mister Ed’ at Scottish Grand National

‘I rode Mister Ed on Thursday’ said Sturgeon. ‘He didn’t seem to like me riding him so hard at first. Then I explained to him that if it came down to a photo-finish with the joint-favourite ‘Dangerous Dave’ he would need my help to win and he soon got the bit between his teeth.

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Posted: Apr 18th, 2015
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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?Five spot kicks each were allowed (with only two for the Liberals).  

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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Cameron denies murdering schoolgirl despite photographic evidence

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2015
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Miliband now talking to imaginary camera in normal conversation, say colleagues

Ed Miliband has begun talking to an imaginary television camera in daily life, according to advisers. Labour strategist Fenton Barnes has admitted that the Labour leader’s training for recent TV debates may have been too intensive.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2015
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Electorate can use ‘reasonable force’ to defend against political candidates

‘Voters are now legally entitled to punch, kick and scratch anyone turning up at their door and asking for their vote,’ said the Lord Chief Justice, ‘It is clear provocation.’

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2015
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