The Egyptian army have removed the Muslim Brotherhood from power after they consistently attempted to deliver on their manifesto commitments, dashing hopes of a nascent Western-style democracy run by bunglers, liars and posh clueless twats nobody voted for.
Posted: Jul 10th, 2013
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The International Union for the Conservation of Nature (IUCN) has downgraded the survival prospects of Liberal Democrats, declaring the species officially ‘extinct in the wild’. Political conservationistshave been fighting for years to save the endangered creature (Latin name: Politicus ineptus) from dying out in its traditional habitats of university towns and the West Country. The [...]
Posted: Jan 31st, 2012
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A leading charity has today warned that well-organised gangs of Labour activists have been grooming vulnerable Liberal Democrats in towns and cities across the country.
Posted: Jan 19th, 2011
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There were celebrations in Kabul last night as Afghanistan announced a second presidential election, drawing level with Ireland, whose stunning referendum in October had put them 2-1 up.
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