Just as businesses around the UK are adjusting to the ramifications of GDPR, ‘Archie from accounts’ has just forwarded everyone the last two years’ worth of confidential invoices; along with proof positive that the CEO has been deducting underwear for his PA, [read...]
While having a quick drink after work on Monday, digital services manager Sarah Barrett has admitted that she – in direct contradiction to the office wide email announcement sent round earlier that day – is in fact NOT ‘passionate about keeping customers secure online and protecting the information we hold of theirs.’ [read...]
As the volume of penis enlargement spam reaches unprecedented levels, manufacturers of high performance cars are holding crisis talks in London to avert what one of them has described as a “phallic apocalypse”. “Just the other day I had a customer put a down payment on the latest model”, [read...]
An office worker has been sentenced to 5 years in prison after failing to set his out-of-office response. Judge Phillip Jackson told former business analyst Simon Abbot, 34, that despite mitigating circumstances, the ‘indictable offence’ [read...]
The trial of Frances Hunt, accused of deleting thousands of emails from her computer, drags on into its third day.
She continues to assert her position that the emails were taking up space and she needed to give her inbox and outbox a good clearout. [read...]