The collapse of Sir Philip Green’s retail empire has left the affordable courtroom smartwear market in tatters. High street regulars who trundle tartan shopping trolleys in front of them at speeds of up to six tiles per hour, [read...]
The Empire confirmed today it is closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised ‘full co-operation’ with the official investigation into alleged illegal practices over a number of years, culminating in the destruction of the planet Alderaan. [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May has promised that after Brexit the UK will still have access to plentiful supplies of nostalgia. ‘Some Remainers have suggested that after Brexit, Britain will be poorer, have a reduced role in the world, [read...]
