Tagged Empire

Death Star to close this Sunday, confirms Vader

SuburbanDad
From The Archives
July 9, 2019

The Empire confirmed today it is closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised ‘full co-operation’ with the official investigation into alleged illegal practices over a number of years, culminating in the destruction of the planet Alderaan. [read...]

May guarantees access to ‘nostalgia market’ after Brexit

roybland
News In Brief
February 22, 2017

Prime Minister Theresa May has promised that after Brexit the UK will still have access to plentiful supplies of nostalgia. ‘Some Remainers have suggested that after Brexit, Britain will be poorer, have a reduced role in the world, [read...]