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‘I just hate old people’ admits British Gas MD

countering medical advances for the elderly, for the good of societyThe Managing Director of British Gas, Ian Peters, has today confirmed plans to ‘remove’ a record number of adorable grandparents in the lead-up to Christmas. His vision is that the plans will rid his home town and beyond of the aged, which he believes will make roads ‘less hazardous’, ‘shorten the queues’ in his local Post Office, and remove the ‘annoying obligation’ he has to visit his mother on Christmas Day.

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Posted: Oct 17th, 2013
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British Gas to bamboozle drivers with multi-tariff petrol

British Gas has today announced plans to expand its energy business into the petrol retail market. ‘We’re going to revolutionise the forecourt with an innovative pricing structure based on our ever-popular electricity and gas billing system’ said a spokesman.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2011
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