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Thousands of middle-aged men have England dreams crushed by Capello

‘I just assumed that one day someone would recognise my talent,’ said Dave Hurley, a 36-year-old IT salesman who is three stone overweight.

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Posted: Aug 13th, 2010
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Football fans ‘understanding’ as pub TV is switched to Sex and the City

stars got all moody just before half-time‘One or two of the lads mumbled a word or two of disappointment, but most of us felt pretty guilty for presuming the pub would be showing the football and not something the girls might want to watch.’

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2010
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Concerns grow for World Cup WAG squad

most likely to be substituted before half-time‘There’s a reason Colleen Rooney is the face of Asda.’

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Posted: Apr 9th, 2010
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Crowd mosaic was changed to create picture of man’s genitals

An investigation was underway today after a so-called ‘crowd mosaic’ intended to illustrate an important FA message promoting England as World Cup hosts for 2018 was re-arranged to create an obscene picture of a man’s private parts.

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2007
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Uncapped player retires from England squad

‘I find myself nearing the end of my meaningful playing career…’

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Posted: Sep 30th, 2007
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