While businesses are gearing up for a potential European exit in June, for England’s football manager the time to leave is ‘usually by the end of the first round’. Premier clubs have been warned that over time a Brexit could impact on over four hundred players, [read...]
Buckingham Palace has complained to the press watchdog over The Sun’s claim that the Queen favours a traditional 4-4-2 formation for England in France this summer rather than the 5-3-2 formation with overlapping wing-backs favoured by Roy Hodgson [read...]
The RFU got a post Halloween fright today when they realised that the Rugby World Cup went on after England’s group stage exit, culminating in someone actually winning it.
‘I woke up on Monday morning in a cold sweat convinced I had left the lights on in my car or something,’ said organising Chairman Brian Yeoman. [read...]
Having had all holiday leave cancelled in order to deal with the wrath of the free carrier bag-loving public, British police are arming themselves heavily against the expected violent backlash of Monday shoppers.
We can’t rely on the English taking the change in their stride like the Welsh, [read...]