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Farage denounces Peppa Pig as EU propaganda

halal, kosher, let's not get into that...Nigel Farage has once again given voice to the unspoken thoughts of the majority by claiming children’s television is being infiltrated by EU propaganda. ‘Our children are being brainwashed,’ he said. ‘They don’t have a chance – by the time they’re old enough to vote, they think it’s perfectly normal to know what halloumi is.’

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Posted: Apr 11th, 2015
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Government to reduce cull opposition by demonising literary badgers

they've got it coming!Environment Secretary Owen Paterson has announced a widespread rewriting of all literary works that contain favourable references to badgers in an attempt to persuade the public that badgers should be shot after all.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2013
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Noddy and Big Ears deny ‘improper relationship’

In a move that has shaken Toytown to its building block foundations, Noddy has taken the unprecedented step of releasing a statement in an attempt to quell ongoing rumours about the true nature of his relationship with Big Ears.

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Posted: Sep 4th, 2010
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Famous Five served with ASBOs

‘They need to stop sticking their nose in other people’s business and wasting our time.’

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2008
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