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Government to reduce cull opposition by demonising literary badgers

they've got it coming!Environment Secretary Owen Paterson has announced a widespread rewriting of all literary works that contain favourable references to badgers in an attempt to persuade the public that badgers should be shot after all.

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Posted: Jun 18th, 2013
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Noddy and Big Ears deny ‘improper relationship’

In a move that has shaken Toytown to its building block foundations, Noddy has taken the unprecedented step of releasing a statement in an attempt to quell ongoing rumours about the true nature of his relationship with Big Ears.

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Posted: Sep 4th, 2010
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Famous Five served with ASBOs

‘They need to stop sticking their nose in other people’s business and wasting our time.’

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Posted: Apr 12th, 2008
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