The Government has given the go-ahead to a cull of wild Wombles in an effort to limit the spread of eco-smugness, which leaves afflicted middle-class people with a snooty attitude towards those who don’t recycle or buy organic.
Posted: Feb 2nd, 2010
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‘human race is headed for that total annihilation they warned about before – only more so’
Posted: Nov 9th, 2009
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Green protestors at a Nottinghamshire power station have received unexpected reinforcement from Thatcherites, who despite being thought to have disbanded have lost none of their contempt for the coal industry.
Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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Simon Wincroft, an office manager from Nuneaton, was today released into the wild following a moving and sombre farewell ceremony attended by a number of distinguished people and company representatives who had hitherto been fighting to keep him in captivity.
‘It finally dawned on us that try as we might to ease the plight of this poor office worker; the stress of being kept in the work environment day after day was simply getting too much for him’ said company boss Nigel Prenderthorn, ‘It was becoming increasingly apparent that the little critter really wasn’t happy, and none of us here could sit back and watch that, so we decided it was time to set him free.’
Posted: Feb 13th, 2009
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