On the roads of rural France, July means just one thing: the annual procession of cars and motorbikes that is the Tour de France. Part national celebration, part testament to the marriage of man and machine, [read...]
Responding to reports of falling fertility rates across the human population, Planet Earth said it was “overjoyed and relieved” at the news, adding that it was “long overdue.” “Out of all of my tenants, humans are easily the worst,” lamented the planet. [read...]
Despite raising fears about the impact of fracking, the Daily Mail has conceded that it embarked on its own secret fracking campaign after its reserves of vitriol began to run low. [read...]
Environmental campaigners are supporting a new initiative to have all new cars painted green after the year 2020 and to provide grants for all existing cars which are not coloured green to be re-sprayed by 2025. [read...]
There were calls for calm yesterday after the newly-appointed Minister for the Environment Michael Gove stated that the Beaufort wind force scale should be changed in order to confuse everyone. Under Mr Gove’s proposal, the new scale will range from Z to A, [read...]
