Masturbators of both sexes who rely on electrically powered technology could help delay climate catastrophe with a new Eco setting, says the inventor of a new green range of vibrators exhibited at this year’s Consumer Electronics Show. [read...]
Organisers of the climate change summit have been criticised for choosing to hold it on a working replica of the permanently flying Skybase from Captain Scarlet. [read...]
An unnamed member of the Extinction Rebellion has said she was torn between doing the right thing, with it’s fleeting satisfaction, as opposed to the sheer unbridled joy of being proven right. Despite doing her best to save a willfully stupid population, [read...]
In an emotional speech to world leaders at the UN in New York, Mother Nature pleaded with humans everywhere to do the right thing for the sake of Planet Earth and end their lives. “It’s simple,” stated a tearful Mother Nature. [read...]
Prince Harry says concerns about climate change and the planets dwindling resources has led to his and Meghan’s decision to have a smaller family. The Royal couple said that the environment must come first before their own selfish comforts and needs and they would do everything they can to help leave a better planet for… [read...]
