Over the last five weeks the number of nature photographs taken by the public has increased enormously as people try to liven up walks they wouldn’t usually do and convince themselves that something is happening in their lives. [read...]
In a surprise development, Grant Shapps has brought the UK closer to neutral greenhouse emissions by at least fifteen years by scrapping the sale of all vehicles that produce greenhouse gases from next Wednesday ‘or Thursday at the latest’. [read...]
Masturbators of both sexes who rely on electrically powered technology could help delay climate catastrophe with a new Eco setting, says the inventor of a new green range of vibrators exhibited at this year’s Consumer Electronics Show. [read...]
Organisers of the climate change summit have been criticised for choosing to hold it on a working replica of the permanently flying Skybase from Captain Scarlet. [read...]
An unnamed member of the Extinction Rebellion has said she was torn between doing the right thing, with it’s fleeting satisfaction, as opposed to the sheer unbridled joy of being proven right. Despite doing her best to save a willfully stupid population, [read...]
