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Radio 4 dumping toxic smugness into nation’s rivers

The middle classes of Britain have today gone into shock after revelations that their favourite radio station, BBC Radio 4, has been secretly dumping thousands of tons of smugness into rivers and lakes all over the country.

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Posted: Oct 15th, 2010
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BP appeals for ‘more birds and mammals’ to help soak up Gulf oil spill

Ambitious engineering projects to stop the Gulf of Mexico oil leak have failed, so energy giant BP has appealed for ‘more birds and small mammals’ to help soak up the oil and prevent a disastrous rise in petrol prices.

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Posted: May 13th, 2010
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Brighton still under cloud of smugness six days after Green election win

Airspace over the south of England remains closed today due to an impenetrable  low-lying sulphurous cloud of smugness hanging over the Brighton area. The cloud follows a major eruption of self-satisfaction in the early hours of last Friday morning, after the election of Britain’s first Green MP Caroline Lucas in the Brighton Pavilion constituency. Holidaymakers [...]

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Posted: May 12th, 2010
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Government plans Womble cull to halt spread of eco-smugness

The Government has given the go-ahead to a cull of wild Wombles in an effort to limit the spread of eco-smugness, which leaves afflicted middle-class people with a snooty attitude towards those who don’t recycle or buy organic.

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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2010
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Environmentalists receive unexpected support from Thatcherites in bid to close coal-fired power station

Green protestors at a Nottinghamshire power station have received unexpected reinforcement from Thatcherites, who despite being thought to have disbanded have lost none of their contempt for the coal industry.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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