‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. ‘They take ages to light up and when they do you can barely see anything with them.’
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‘It is thought that an area the size of Wales is turning into forest every three days – only in Birmingham.’
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Organiser proposed that the mass nude protest take place ‘in the woods near my house.’
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