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Major delays for depressives after abyss closed for essential repairs

sufferers being re-routed via city of UtopiaHighways Agency announced that the vast chasm of gloom has been closed in order to perform ‘essential maintenance work’.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2014
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Travel chaos as God closes sky over Easter weekend

Holidaymakers were faced with more chaos last night with the news that God intends to close European airspace over the Easter weekend for ‘an ongoing programme of essential maintenance work to upgrade the sky.’

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2010
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