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Osborne ‘is Gimp Man’, say Essex rumours

‘It must be him,’ said 20-year-old mother of five, Chantelle Smith. ‘It stands to reason, don’t it? We all know what these Eton boys get up to in their spare time and I ain’t seen him on the telly recently, even with all that Scotch thing going on.’

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2014
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NASA to send unmanned probe to Basildon

ain't it, though?NASA today announced a mission to understand whether intelligent life could have once existed in Essex.

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2013
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Essex launch of Jimmy Choo’s ‘sensible winter shoe range’

In response to a spate of broken ankles and bruised egos suffered by glamour models last winter, Choo has created a range that will ‘..enable Essex gels to get off their backs and wark uplight’.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2012
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Paralympic lions plan to catch benefit cheats

Sources at the Department for Work and Pensions have confirmed rumoured plans to release wild lions into Paralympic venues to catch out benefit cheats.

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Posted: Aug 31st, 2012
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Rogue Essex Girl sparks terror amongst locals in Kenya

Terrified Masai tribespeople were today taking emergency shelter following the sighting of what appeared to be a rogue Essex girl, lurking in the undergrowth, deep in the heart of a spectacular wildlife reserve.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2012
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