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UK ‘thankful’ for heatwave relief aid from Ethiopia

nice to know at least someone caresIn just two days the impoverished African nation has generously raised enough funds to supply ‘hot and bothered’ UK families with enough Calippo ice lollies, sunbrellas and lovely wicker sun hats to last until at least September.

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Posted: Jul 19th, 2013
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Victoria Beckham’s NY fashion show accused of using actual famine victims

karl Lagerfelt them anywayIt is believed the pop-star turned fashion guru has tired of the fees charged by professional anorexics and their agents and has looked to cheaper sources of malnourished labour to combat the economic downturn.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2012
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Starving children don’t want schoolboy’s broccoli

Africans really quite ambivalent about it‘Malnutrition does many terrible things to you but it doesn’t destroy your sense of taste. Get it away from me!’

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2009
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Geldof launches ‘Bank Aid’ as markets plummet

‘These people are losing their bonuses, their stock, their options… Please, just give us the fucking money.’

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2008
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