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EU recalibration means the eradication of little old ladies by 2014

Ladies over the age of 65 and under 145cm (4’9’’) will be classed as ‘Petite or Small’, those between 145cm and 165cm (5’5’’) will be ‘Moyenne or Medium’, and those above 165cm will be ‘Grande or Tall’.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2011
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EC’s Honest Branding directive forces summer fair to be called Fete Worse than Death

All activities in Britain must be honestly named. The Summer Fair must now be called the Fete Worse tha Death.

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Posted: Jul 15th, 2009
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