‘I distinctly heard him not say it, and in fact on the way home I clearly recall saying to my wife, “It’s a good thing Lord Feldman didn’t call our activists ‘swivel-eyed loons’ at today’s event”.’
Posted: May 20th, 2013
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‘We have lost valued, albeit treacherous, colleagues,’ said David Cameron. ‘But I think we should avoid jumping to conclusions about how these unrelated and entirely accidental deaths occurred.’
Posted: May 20th, 2013
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Children will be able to take advanced modules in ‘Nodding Condescendingly’ and ‘Swearing in Exasperation’.
Posted: May 12th, 2013
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After years of being dictated to by her seemingly unaccountable husband, Samantha Cameron has announced her intention to renegotiate the terms of her marriage and, if the talks go well, will then offer her children an ‘in/out’ referendum.
Posted: Jan 25th, 2013
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A group of influential European politicians has called for the return of Britain’s ‘war time spirit’. Spokesman for the group, German MEP Hans Kirsch, said that he hoped the country could see a way through the deprivations it was now suffering at the hands of the EU by “keeping a brave face on it”, “getting by” and absolutely “not grumbling”. And of course, not leaving the EU.
Posted: Jan 24th, 2013
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