Theresa May announced plans tonight to spend the weekend redrafting her Brexit plan at an isolated hotel in the Canadian Rockies. The PM will head for the hotel on Friday, and is expected to spend the weekend hunched over a typewriter making ‘a few tweaks’ to the draft withdrawal agreement. [read...]
An extract from Maybot III. Soon to be released time and time again.
[Sir Vince Cable has successfully rescued Jeremy Corbyn from being terminated by the Maybot in the House of Commons canteen] [read...]
In a surprise announcement, Nigel Farage, two or three time leader of UKIP has announced that he intends to remain a Member of the European Parliament after Brexit, despite having been the main campaigner for the UK to leave the EU and all its MEPs be made redundant. [read...]
President Trump is currently aboard Airforce One midway across the Atlantic en-route to Westminster to ‘show that crazy Dame how to cut a deal and sort out this Brexit thing.’ Boarding the steps to the plane in Washington earlier he told reporters: ‘I do great deals, [read...]