Michael Gove has released his plan for the farming community post Brexit. ‘First there will be a policy document, appropriately introduced in the Spring, sowing the seeds, so to speak,’ he announced today. ‘Then, in the summer we’ll sprinkle bullshit over the plans and see what rises,’ [read...]
A group of desperate prisoners, busy constructing an escape tunnel from the new, heavily-staffed, £multi-squillion Europa Prison, are reported to be in disagreement. It is expected that it will take about 2 years for their escape tunnel to be completed, [read...]
The government has today announced plans to vary the route through which it obtains capital funding by avoiding Brussels completely and extending the line to China. [read...]
Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House
Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
With Gove hung by the neck and the treasury was bare [read...]
A group of people who have spent the last 2 years ignoring, and encouraging other people to ignore, the findings of experts, have expressed surprise at being exploited by the very people who encouraged them to keep themselves ill-informed, [read...]