Boris Johnson was quick to distance himself from rumours that the new proposed bridge between the British mainland and France would begin from his driveway in Berkshire and end just outside his holiday home in Provence. [read...]
Michael Gove has released his plan for the farming community post Brexit. ‘First there will be a policy document, appropriately introduced in the Spring, sowing the seeds, so to speak,’ he announced today. ‘Then, in the summer we’ll sprinkle bullshit over the plans and see what rises,’ [read...]
A group of desperate prisoners, busy constructing an escape tunnel from the new, heavily-staffed, £multi-squillion Europa Prison, are reported to be in disagreement. It is expected that it will take about 2 years for their escape tunnel to be completed, [read...]
The government has today announced plans to vary the route through which it obtains capital funding by avoiding Brussels completely and extending the line to China. [read...]
Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House
Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
With Gove hung by the neck and the treasury was bare [read...]