Documents leaked by a source close to David Cameron today, show that every political move he’s made in the last six years has been geared around his personal ambition for The Westminster Shit Show to win the award for ‘Best Soap’. [read...]
Following the turmoil caused by the UK voting to leave the EU, officials have decided to award the job of running the organisation to Sky. A Sky spokesman explained that they were “terribly pleased to be awarded the multi-million Euro contract” [read...]
‘Like the EU referendum campaign, there will be lots of promises that cannot be kept made during this campaign,’ Tim Farron, the leader of the party said. ‘For instance, us promising we are able to run the country. [read...]
The biggest girl group of the 1980s have announced that they are to re-form with their original line-up and stand against the Prime Minister Theresa May in her Maidenhead constituency. The group will campaign on an anti-Brexit pro-European platform with a touch of catchy dance-oriented pop music thrown in. [read...]
The Welsh government has taken advantage of Westminster’s focus on Scotland to announce changes to bin collection days. ‘While their forces are diverted north, we should strike at the heart of their power’, said Carwyn Jones, [read...]
