Nigel Farage has once again given voice to the unspoken thoughts of the majority by claiming children’s television is being infiltrated by EU propaganda. ‘Our children are being brainwashed,’ he said. ‘They don’t have a chance – [read...]
As the UK commemorated 365 days until the end of its membership of the EU, the DVLA announced plans to unveil commemorative road signage to be used on all roundabouts, motorways, roads, slipways and rural paths at some point before March 2019, [read...]
The glorious new post-EU British passports are to be written in French and all passport photos are to have berets and baguettes superimposed onto the owners. The title on the cover will controversially be written as ‘Passeport de la Rosbifs.’ [read...]
The head of the UK’s diplomacy has helpfully likened Vladimir Putin to Hitler, in a novel attempt to defuse international tension and improve our chances of winning the World Cup. Reaching out with all the cultural sensitivity of someone who happily uses phrases like ‘piccaninnies’, [read...]
Victorian politician Jacob-Rees Mogg has revealed he’s in a secret love affair with a strange sea-creature – known as a ‘British Trawlerman – who has been persecuted by shadowy government forces. [read...]
