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EU to bury Britain in undisclosed North Sea location

The European Union today announced that it had given a traditional North Sea burial to its troublesome former member state, the United Kingdom. The move follows political and health concerns about the rotting corpse of the country’s Eurosceptic government being on public display in the House of Commons yesterday.

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Posted: Oct 25th, 2011
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Eurobillions ‘traced’ to small black hole near Brussels

TV boffin Professor Brian Cox thinks he’s tracked down the disappearing eurobillions, but too late to help the struggling economies of Greece, Italy and Spain.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2011
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Daily Mail website reports sensational story of Gaddafi’s escape

While every other news agency in the world had been reporting sketchy details of Col Muammar Gaddafi’s death as they became available, the Daily Mail website was running a detailed account of his dramatic escape from Transitional Forces.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2011
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Gallic shrug falls against the Spanish ‘manyana’

The European emotional currency markets were in turmoil today following the surprise devaluation of the Gallic shrug against a range of European cultural idiosyncrasies.

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Posted: May 18th, 2011
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Beach loses Blue Flag status due to ‘blue flag eyesore’

‘The blue flag is at odds with the natural beauty of the bay,’ said one official. ‘If you’re standing on the beach and looking at the land, it can completely obscure your view of the car park and the wind turbines at the top of the hills.’

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Posted: May 13th, 2011
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